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 14.06.2013
from JJ:

Dad commands standing on a table near the wall. I tear away the old wallpapers, tint the wall so that there are no irregularities, measure the wall, cut the wallpapers, disconnect the glue, lubricate the wallpaper with this fucking glue, apply it to the wall, rub it to squeeze the air, my floor after all this.
This process is called "Daddy glues wallpaper", and I then say "Daddy is tired, did you help him?"
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