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 14.06.2013
I went out on the balcony to smoke yesterday in the middle of the night, or even in the morning.
You know, I have a football field and parking under the window, and around the houses a bunch, everywhere, respectively, the windows do not burn - everyone is asleep, wake up like no other.
Oh yeah, I remember
Okay, I’m smoking and I’m chewing.
Does anyone want to be healthy?
Three or four choir voices from my house said from different sides, after half a second from the parking lot of some male and female choir voices wished and afterwards from the house opposite, and before him 150m, someone spotted more.
WOW: You sneeze loudly, strange that I didn’t hear it
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