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 16.06.2013
Elena
I took Kiryush to work in the cafe two weeks ago, and he liked everyone so much that the mistress decided to buy another one, only a girl and a blue. I pulled an old cage out of the house. And here we went with the waitress Vika to the nearest zoo for a bird. Zoo near Lenin. We picked out the most beautiful, active and wonderful girl, put her in a box and we, in turn, kissing, brought her to the cafe. In short, when the puppy was transplanted from a box into a cage, it naturally flew out.
Elena
I flew into the kitchen.
He struck his head at the window glass.
He fell into the freezer.
Paul is
I thought I was just murdered and here...
fucking
Elena
This is a funny story 😉
Paul is
Geth is
Elena
The quick cook dropped into the freezer with his hand.
Paul is
It is the same
Elena
I pulled the animal out!!! to
Paul is
Did the cook get out?
Elena
All are alive
My bird for two days.
She is holding 😉
Elena
I’m glad that no one ordered the potatoes that day!! to
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