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 18.06.2013
From the comments to the video about the "recovery" of the CD with the microwave:

XXX It works! Fuck, it really works! I would like to thank the authors of this video. Using their instructions, I was able to recover a bunch of my old disks that I was about to throw away. As a thank you, I want to tell the authors one secret that I learned when I worked at the companies of MTS, Megaphone and Beeline, from which I was fired. So, there is a special number, sending a message to which, you can get a bunch of bugs on your mobile. Details in the face.

YYY: And it really works surprisingly, but what’s even more interesting, write in person and I’ll give you a special account number at WM, sending money to who, you can become a billionaire!!!!!!!! to

XXX: Well what are you :)
Better you write me, and I will tell you you, it is profitable to sell the apartment at the price of three (it is not a mistake - it is three!) above the market.

YYY: The Mercy of the Lord!!! I will not hide anything from you, I will say only one word: Abramovich. Yes, yes, yes - this person, I would even say HUMANITY, earned his billions exactly according to the scheme I indicated, and you are extremely lucky that such a philanthropist as I am willing to share a way of enrichment. ))))

XXX: Fuck, you made me - I give up :)
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