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 18.06.2013
From the website Humor FM

I worked as a refueller for a while. There is an outsider coming in. A girl comes out and goes to the box. She paid, returned and discovered that there was no brake with the button to open the door (he was on the keys in the ignition lock). He approaches me and asks for help, but I really have no time. He found a wire in his pocket, bended it and gave it to grab the key from the inside. One centimeter window is open. In five minutes I see a man lying on the lawn. I ask him what happened to him. And he me:
The idiot is trying to open the door.
Well, I objected that, said, it was I who advised her. After his explanation, I lay next to him. She (the girl) is tormented, trying to knock the key, and the second in the car is sitting and steering it!
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