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 30.07.2008
Gibraltar is hot!

I've been here recently in the area, well, I'm going to the village to the common, and the road is deserted, and I'm flying means 140-150, but at the very entrance there is a Gibeadadesh car, and one in yellow is burning something in my direction. I think a puppy. It stops me, like an inspector such a thing (and the young green on the pursuit is almost nothing) fit shows the radar - 137. The type exceeded. Well, I say yes, it can’t be, the type can agree like that. And then his face changes, and he gives. You don’t have the Finnish band playing that won Eurovision, Lord in my opinion. I say yes. He talks with a completely different face. I will not give you a penalty and you will give me a disc. Or we do not buy this in the village, there is no internet, and I have been looking for two years, I cannot find it. I say, no question)) And I ask and the partner will not be upset? He is looking for them.) Well we still stood so five minutes talk about the music and how they have trouble getting anything, I gave them a record, and they wished me a happy way.
I’m still in Houston.)
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