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 28.06.2013
I stand in a row to the box office in a shop of the type of "Five" and observe the following picture: the cashier pierces the barcodes of goods and swirls them into the basket. The buyer looks at it quite phlegmatically, while the cashier puts a bowl of canned eggs on it.
Buyer: Girl, are you crazy about putting canned eggs on?
Eggs in the package, what will they be!
Buyer: Eggs and this is enough, you last time I got 2 pieces, I don’t need it the second time!
I didn’t throw that bank, I put it!
Buyer: Listen, girl, you do not have a husband to explain to you that eggs are treated carefully?? to
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