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 28.06.2013
How is it to walk under bullets?
I once had a funny incident during a fight. A bite came into my face. And the shooting was so dense that I thought everyone, the cranes, had killed me. If the bullet hit his face, it is strange that he did not immediately die. And so beautifully fell, I lie down, waiting for the pain to blow up. The blood flowed somewhat strangely. It is like a large insect crawling. I lie down and think: "I have long imagined how it is to die, you have to feel the moment". There is no pain. The consciousness is clear. I felt the rose, there was no hole. I get up, and this frog falls from me.
Well, nobody understood what happened – less than 30 seconds I waited for death to come. Then they asked me why I was there. I don’t remember what I said, but I kept silent.
It is under the bullets. Especially when the insects hit you at full speed.)
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