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 29.06.2013
This morning I go out of the electric car with a friend: we go on the platform, at the end of which there is a crowd of 100 people (apparently the landing was delayed). People are quiet, calm. We approached closer and I saw that most of them were pensioners in Panama cars and with chariots. And when there were literally 5 steps left before this crowd, the landing was announced in the rotor. Immediately all the conversations silenced, and our heads suddenly turned to our side. The whole crowd rushed straight toward us. The expression of the people's faces was such that I instinctively stood up like a buried, pressed my head into my shoulders and almost clogged my eyes. Only when 5-6 people passed by me, without falling off my legs, I woke up and moved to the exit. For a second, it became frightening: the crowd of pensioners was frightened. But when I looked at my friend, I saw a nervous smile on his face and realized that I wasn’t the only one.
Here is the hidden power of Russia! No fascists are afraid of it.
yyy: and I have already imagined two people rolling on the platform: one on the cheek has a footprint from the shoes, and the other has a footprint from the wheel of the cart :)
zzz: and both bodies are poured into the ground mixed with the seedlings:-D
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