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 30.06.2013
eugene386: look what they write
eugene386: Operators received information that the 37-year-old resident of Lipetsk – the head of LLC, which sells metal products, illegally uses software products of corporations “Microsoft” and “AutoDesk” in the enterprise’s computer equipment. During the inspection in the office of this company found and seized equipment, which, as the police believed, installed unlicensed computer programs. The results of the examination confirmed that computer programs have signs of fake. However, later independent examination revealed that the suspect's non-removable media did not and never had FAT, FAT32 or NTFS file systems, which clearly indicates his innocence.
eugene386: crazy, I laughed so much that the neighbors came!
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