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 02.07.2013
Cut out of the Habr...

BiW: Here it is necessary to explain the order of disassembly of the machine: remove the store, overturn the lock, make a control empty descent, start disassembly.

Volch: Who needs to explain this? This is what they teach in school! And with such matyugs that you will remember for a lifetime, despite the fact that the machine is training and can not shoot in principle! I will not find Kalash now, probably, although once the second place in the class was in the speed of disassembly and assembly, but that the store needs to be disconnected is at the level of a reflex! He never even held a war in his hands.

VolCh: Although not - once held, when they took the mints for hooliganism, put on the back seat and the machine there forgot, and I handed them on the front - almost died as a result of a car accident :-/
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