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 02.07.2013
Marina (M) is watching the movie, to her runs four-year-old Sonya (C):

C: Marina, let’s play Ninja Turtles with us!
M: I do not know.
C: And you will be (child bass) Master Splinter!
M: Who is this?
A: You are my teacher!
M is OK. Turtles, go to the lessons!
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