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 08.07.2013
We went to a cafe near the gas station. My husband drove the car and I drowned to order dinner.
The waitress lists her:
- Half of the borsche, one okroshka, strawberries with potatoes, purple with sludge, salad, 2 cups of compot, a cup of tea and two cups of tea (that's a bit for two men).
There are no warriors.
I: Then let’s get another puddle with the repellent.
Aaaah, so you’re not going to be alone, right?

It is :)
Immediately remembered the joke about 49 cups of tea ))))
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About Compote and Waterbread:
The colleagues went on a business trip to Kamchatka, went to a cafe with a representative of the meeting party (three people), he orders: immediately bring 3 cups of compot. They bring, each 0.5 liters, he drinks one slice, then the second slower and crawling from the third asks: what are you waiting for? The compot here is delicious, take it! It is :)
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