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 12.07.2013
How to learn to read text twice as quickly:

stretch out your hand in front of you and take the imaginary mandarine. Do it right now. Imagine the color, texture of the crust, and possibly even a sweet, sharp smell. Then put it in your hands and feel the weight.
Place the mandarine in a position just above and behind your head. Imagine a mandarine hanging a few centimeters above your head. Lower your hand and completely relax your shoulders. Imagine that this magical mandarine is always there, no matter how your head moves.

“Doctor, what’s it with me – a mandarin is chasing me!”! to
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