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 18.07.2013
I bought a car and a friend gave it :)
I propose to start with the Chinese straight-circuit glue, and the Chinese same discs (the ohered size of the nigra-style). The curtains are of all kinds: a bench (it can be welded from a gesture sheet), neon, xenon, some other fun gas, clear stickers there, pedals, a zero toner. The ass, the ass must be raised (well or lower everything, but then you do not drive to the lake, and not clearly the norms for the man to be lowered). Oh yes, chip-tuning, I’ll help if anything, I’m a culhacker at all. The sprinkler (two), the obligation of Sparkl. The mirrors are shiny, like chromium. A bunch of antennas can be removed from the written radio intelligence complex (well or down). I also suggest selling your kidney and buying a carbon cap. Well, and of course, Shildik "GT", that everyone would understand that a normal person, not a bad one. And most importantly, acupuncture. Put a healthy barrel on the entire luggage compartment and the rear seats. But there is one problem, I will have to listen to fucking rap, but what to do, the image is more important.
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