I am on a term in the army, and since I am good at compass, I periodically help the chief with various nonsense. The own history:
Before charging, a major runs to us, and says that he has a printer hanging and needs to urgently do something about it. I go to him and on the way I think that apparently the wood has slipped or something else. Mindfully I argue that nobody can ever describe the problem normally. I go into the office and there is an oil painting: the printer really hangs in the middle of the window! It turns out that the wind swallowed one of the blinds into a sheet of paper and he started printing right on them and slightly popped up! In order to release him, he had to imprint another 3 pages of the order and then hang this unfortunate blinds in his office on the wall as a souvenir))