Ivan Potrootov got up in the morning, cleaned his teeth with an American toothbrush, squeezed on it an American toothpaste, shaved with an American shaver, washed with French soap, applied an American gel on his face after shaving, boiled water in a Swedish tea bar, drank from a Polish cup of Brazilian coffee, wore an Italian suit, swallowed with an American column, closed the entrance door to two English castles, sat in an American car bought in a Jewish loan, turned on a Japanese radio receiver, chose a radio station "Europe +", broadcasting a German song, went on a Russian road, mothered in Russian, rode the Russian coworkers and Russians, bought a two-wheeled computer car for the company's website; he bought a mercedes-and-the-