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 25.07.2013
My son is so smart today. He helped me do all the work at home. In four years!
What a young man! And what?
He is a good guy, not entirely. He called himself Caesar, and the grandfather decided to correct it, saying that there is our original: and the sewing, and the ginner.
WOW: Well, it is also true.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh In the kindergarten, the teacher asked them if the children were helping their parents at home. My said it helps, and even said what grandfather called him. But with the second part he pumped, and issued this: "I and the candle, and the harvest, and in general the shit... How can I now look in the eyes of the poor teacher?! to
I’m going to go for a puppy :-DD)))))
WOW: My advice to you: OBLIGATELY tell who in your family has such an old man :-D
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