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 26.07.2013
It was a long time ago, in the 90s. In the second grade, a girlfriend fell in love with a guy from the fourth grade. He is a blonde, an athlete, played for the institute in basketball, etc., short of a bunch of merits. He paid attention to her and invited her to the cafe. She returns from the date of evil and upset. He tells me, “He drives me, everything is romantic, we talk about sports! They already arrived at the community, and he did not take my hand, did not embrace me," she decided to hint on him, walked around and said, "something was cold." He said, “Is it frozen? I have a reliable way to warm up, the coach taught us. You have to jump, pulling your knees to your chest! Try it! Look, I’ll show you how to do it!”
The park, the snowflakes revolve in the light of the lights, and he jumps like a goat and screams, "Try, or you will freeze!"
In short, she offered him to stay just friends, he was confused, but that’s another story.
I mean, we were sleepy at the time without the internet, we didn’t have friends. They just cut off the doughnuts and raised her on the subject.
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