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In the toilet there are two refresher new type "Evening Garden" and "Ocean breeze", not those that are under pressure, but in transparent bottles with a liquid resembling water. So the two ended up and I decided to combine them into one bottle, hoping to get the "Ocean Breeze in the Evening Garden," but it turned out to be something like the "Drainage Breakthrough near the mud." How? → How is it possible?and :(
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Remember the first law of organic chemistry: “Kilograms of strawberries + a kilogram of strawberries = 2 kilograms of strawberries.”
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Absolutely all fragrances existing in the world are repeated in plants in the form of aromatic formulas and patterns. You can prove this by constructing the smell of a cats place from the delightful scents of jasmine, pachula, sandal, fenchel, rosemary and majoran." (c) from the book of the aromatherapist S. Mirgorodskaya
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