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 31.07.2013
Here is the deceptive appearance!
My brutal cat escaped from the apartment and crashed into someone else’s on the fifth floor
and there a neighbor, a lovely woman, his, a brutal cat weighing 8 kg, who is not afraid of a vacuum cleaner, eats an ass and flies on artificial mice, called "pregnant cat!"
When I carried him back, I immediately felt his mouth burning.
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