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 31.07.2013
I was driving drunk in the subway home. I made a transplant on the ring (prospect of the world) through 4 stations I need to go out. Sitting in the car like a camouflage, through the dream I hear the train starts to brake, my mind controls everything, I start to strain my ear to understand where I am going, everything is under control.
I hear - carefully the doors are closed next station Riga, I think you can still sleep, time passes, I again exacerbate the hearing - carefully the doors are closed after the station Riga, I think you can still stick, after some time again the same. I start to get stressed in the middle of the dream.
Again, the train brakes, cautiously announce the doors closing the next Riga station. I made it, how did I get a fool?
What a dishonor is going on to cheat, what a joke of a fox, a bubble of hooks I think, I get up in all my height ready to go out to squeeze these demons, I look around... and I sleep in the subway on the bench on the platform.
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