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 02.08.2013
Talk about a local hotel.

xxx: About "Spartacus"." Rested" there three years ago
At night at the same time, mice began to cross across the walls and under the floor. The worshipers!
I left bread on the table. Some mutant bite a hole in the bucket with a thick fist.
He went to the admin, saying that we are afraid for our lives.
She says we have a type of luxury, so there is a solution from mice
It gives a fat cat.
Bringed him to the room, he slept on my head all night, but the rest of the life clearly woke up.)
I really slept with him.

So if you are booking “Spartak”, take a luxury! Cats are included in the account.
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