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 03.08.2013
Today I was educated by a man aged 40-45 with a beard. I walked away from the reception of my bosses, looked at the computer and strictly asked if we have someone who is dealing with computers. “There is somebody,” I humbly replied. prudence said to keep silent that this person at the moment is the type I am.

- that on the taskbar you can not keep "links to programs, well pictures which", or the computer is corrupted;

- that by deleting the file, you do not delete it (although maybe it meant the cart? It just came), and it is stored in the computer. And even if you delete an entire document from the inside and save an empty file, the information will remain and will block the computer!

The computer is very dirty. Must be cleaned! (I supposed loudly that dust probably in the body is meant) No! Cleaning by electrical method. There are special programs that clean electrically.

My brains have shaken. Electric chair and mill. The delicacy asked if he meant a program to clean the registry? The uncle was upset, agreed to my assumption and left.
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