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 11.08.2013
@...The cat is kidding at you at all, you are a life support system for him.

Well, no, our cat is an extremely frightening creature.
If someone does not sleep at home, he is walking around the house all the time, whispering and looking closely at the rest in the eyes. And if no god let someone talk to someone in elevated tones, a poor cat crawls between them with crazy eyes and slightly bites the arguments on their legs until they calm down.
It seems to me that if we leave him alone at home for at least a day, he will go crazy of worrying that we are not under his supervision. And suddenly we will do something, and he will not be there. So we never leave him alone.
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