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 12.08.2013
Do you know how I got married? I go home at night after the club, I see a girl at the stop: I am late for the last bus, the house is 50 km away. It was a pity, I went overnight. The house was full and we had to sleep together. I ask her: Where are you going to be: by the wall or by the edge? She answered simply: "I will be above". And then I realized that I could not find the best girl!
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