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 17.08.2013
In the first class, when I lived in the community, the noot began to bark. Called a friend from the Faculty of VC, so to say, "in guests". Well, he sat down a little quietly, knocked in the notepad, and then asks, “Do you have Alcohol?” and I thought that it was either a form of wage, or without half a liter there can’t be done. Well, I tell him, “I only have Martini, but the boys don’t drink it. Go to the store?"
My friend spent a minute and a half.
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