My husband works on a computer, drawing. Friday afternoon time. He decided to work "bite", sitting alone in his office, reading anecdotes on the Internet. Rain to tears! The director comes. The husband in the last second has the time to unfold the drawing on the entire monitor... But the director looks at him in dismay: What about you, you are crying? Having gathered all the will in the fist, the husband answers with a serious voice: "The monitor is small, the drawing is complicated, the eyes are terribly tired and tearful." The result: the husband was released from work an hour earlier, and already on Monday he got a new big monitor!