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 22.08.2013
From the sex forum:

How can I seduce my wife??? Crazy I want to <...> Maybe someone will give a handy, and most importantly effective advice?<> I have not dared to talk to my wife on this topic yet.
Climbing dynamic rope holds up to 800-1000kg in the rift. If your wife does not develop such an effort, then there will be no problems with thighs. If it develops, then don’t tell her that I gave you this info.
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