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 23.08.2013
xxx[22.08.2013 4:28:13]: How! Why don’t we sleep so early? The work?
YYY (Programming Engineer): No and insomnia.
YYY: I argue and argue, and I can’t sleep. Okay, I’d better sit down.
xxx count the sheep
YYY: It is useless.
XXX Why?
YYY: I tried it once.
YYY: Lie down, close my eyes, imagine such an idyllic picture: grass, green grass, shed, sheep... I lie, I think...
XXX: and...
YYY: At midnight, he thought about the algorithm of automatic counting the number of sheep in the picture of the grassland.
Xxx:...
XX: You are really dumb.
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