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 28.08.2013
You say cat, cat.
A rat came home to me, I saw her, she saw me, she didn't bother me just to eat the wire, nothing to eat at home, to cook a puddle. Once I come down on the table lies a piece of roasted sausage.
I decided to cook the meal, put on his guest, cooked it in the morning, ate it :)
Now I have a wild domestic rat.
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