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 29.08.2013
Volkan T, a 24-year-old Turk from the outskirts of Cologne, passed through all checkpoints in the closed zone of Luftwaffe at the airfield of Cologne, where Merkel’s A-319 was parked. The method by which he passed the first cordon is better to remember. The Turk approached the soldiers of the Bundeswehr and said he wanted to check the officer’s dining room, which he rented for a family holiday.
When Volkan arrived at the Chancellor’s airbus, it was time for a party. He dressed up to the cowards, jumped on the wing, danced on it, good, the plane was not very large, then got into the cockpit and started pressing all the buttons in a row. One of them turned out to be a button to turn on the fire system, everything was poured with foam, inflatable stairs jumped out. And the guard came. After three hours of talks through the megaphone, the shepherd infested the boy, and he was caught with a bite in the leg. Currently, Volkan is in a psychiatric hospital. If he had played well in Microsoft's fly-simulator, everything could have been different.
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