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 30.08.2013
by Pikachu

Looking forward to a series of posts from the author:
1) They say that you can get a lot of money for plastic surgery. Today I will teach you jaw-face plastic on the example of a doll and magazine "Young Carpenter No. 9 from 15.05.1982".
One gram of California is said to be worth $30 million. Today I will teach you how to assemble a nuclear reactor for the synthesis of superheavy nucleids, using the grandmother’s set of aluminum pots and the Conspect in Nuclear Physics for the first course of the specialty "DSP and DVP Plate Manufacturing Technology".
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