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 30.08.2013
With your permission, ladies and gentlemen, I will put a point in the conversation about the "brewna" and the "speedshot".

Miracles do not happen. The partner must be taught. To teach sometimes the simplest things (most people do not know the basic things about the structure of their bodies), and especially - to teach how to bring pleasure and how to get it.

"Shutterheads" – they are either fools or selfish. Brewna is a princess who expects to be taken care of, what is outside the bed, what is in it.

If in bed you are unable to listen to your partner and are unable to correct and direct it – it is your personal problem. This is called "Being Brave". They can be completely independent of gender.
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