bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 25 - ]
 30.08.2013
My father (77 years old) was sick. He says he has a “tremor.” Temperature measurement is refused. The ambulances said so. They were taken to the hospital, took tests and photographs. The diagnosis is pneumonia. The doctor is young and stupid. I diagnosed myself with malaria. The doctor confirmed pneumonia. He does not believe again. The “crab” is in him! What to do?
Jutta: Bring him a piece of grass, a frog’s foot, and let him pray every hour. It is from shrimp. Pneumonia in the pharmacy.
Source: http://bash.im
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna