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 03.09.2013
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"Correspondence of employees of the transport company, chat with the name "Let’s look for":
Saratov: guys can't find the cargo, look at the warehouses of who it is, there are 2 doors from Kamaz, 3 six-meter pipes in diameter of 20 cm each, and the pad 2x2x2 meters black film packed by the manufacturer and band yellow overwrapped.

One major oil company in the city of Naftyugansk had an overflow of empty railway containers and decided to sell them. And a certain owner of a local IP bought a container for his household, came to load it, jumped it with a crane - and the crane can not lift it. The man decided to open the door of the container, to see what was there - and the new, zero car tires were poured on it. 20 tons of tires. Just lost, it happens... When I was a warehouse manager in the same company, we had five pallets of equipment. It was five years old and nobody knew what to do with it. Then, during the inventory, the curator called me back and said, "Listen, write it somewhere, even in the metal, give it up, or it does not count on the balance sheet, but hangs on the warehouse. And all the questions are what". They were thrown in a warehouse when moving equipment for $ 150,000.
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