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 03.09.2013
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My niece (5 years old) today made me understand how girls become good.
While playing at the zoo, she began to tell me about her tiger family.
This is a tiger dad. He is so good.
“This tiger mother, in order to be good, must give birth to a tiger. And I will be giving birth until I have finished my plasticine.
So, dear girls, to be good, give birth to children. Until the plagiarism is over XD
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To take the one who inspired this girl to hurt, and to tear her hands on her ass.
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