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 05.09.2013
Katya
Hi, and where are you there?

Sergey
in Switzerland

Katya
The Crouch! When I was studying in the universe, my friends dragged a Swiss traveler from Baikal to Ust-Ilimsk. We talked some in English. I remembered how he grabbed us an apple cake with cream-brune and cried at the train station when we said goodbye.

Sergey
They are very touching. When I told them that if the universiade got them, then we will just win them and it will still be ours - they almost cried))))))))))))

Katya
Oh wow )) well, that guy and said that every self-respecting man there knows how to cook an apple steak )) Well you are a rough man )))))

Sergey
I was in image. I am forgiven)

Katya
Beautiful, let them be afraid

Sergey
No) I then gave them 10 ruble banknotes with the image of Krasnoyarsk. And then he said that whom we conquer - in this place we build a gas station and they again drowned.
Source: http://bash.im
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