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 15.09.2013
xxx: marketers introduce extracts into cosmetics ranging from pearl extract and ending with silk extract and nano diamonds in shampoo.

yyy: Extract from frog skin - to increase moisture.
Extract of butterfly wings - to increase brightness.
Angry cucumbers extract - for activity and revitalization.
Extract of bull grain - to increase endurance.
P.S. I almost forgot it. Extract from football balls - for smoothing wrinkles.
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