kudymkar: I read in one newspaper of popular recipes: "If you are bitten by a dog (and such bites, as a rule, do not heal for a long time), you need to do the following. Catch this dog, find her a few hairs from the hook, burn them, and pour ash on the place of the bite.

No, you are shaking! Not only that this creature has already bitten me, so I will still run after her, catch her and model her haircut!