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 27.09.2013
Continuing the thought:
If you believe the very first edition of the British Encyclopedia, the lethal dose of vodka is 2 liters, the exception is the seamen and Russians.

The thought went further.
Imagine a classic British of the time who decides to leave life in an eccentric way. He drinks 2 liters and wakes up in the morning with the wildest hammer. Breaking the pattern, as the British Encyclopedia can lie, is the second Bible for the English. And in order to regain balance in his inner world, this British goes to the navy.

Or to the embassy of the Russian Empire, singing "God, save the Tsar"!
At the same time, the breakdown of the pattern is experienced by his whole family)))))
Then try the original recipe for changing the composition.)
The cycle is closed, the likely opponent is rapidly losing the population, Mendeleev is quite rubbing his hands and receiving a state premium ))))
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