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 28.09.2013
The plane was preparing for departure. The captain noticed a gray patch in one of the engines, and shouted to the mechanic:
The Semenic!! Take off the right engine!! to
Blame yourself! I have a lot of other things to do,” Semenich cried in response, and knocked under his nose, a fucking jerk.
The captain got out of the aircraft and went to get the trunk from the engine, as in the back he heard the cry of the second pilot:
"There was a mistake on the monitor of the autopilot, and I did nothing!"! to
“Well, dick press ‘okay’ and I’ll pull the cloth out and fly,” the captain cried in response, and knocked under his nose, the fucking user.
In the aircraft, passengers were placed in the following places:
The stewardess!! I can't attach the seat belt, maybe something is wrong with it? I screamed Igor.
The stewardess approached the man and helped him attach the seat belt. Then he went away and knocked under his nose, Fucking Jizer.
The system administrator Igor relaxed in his chair and prepared for his vacation. Finally, not seeing these fucking users for two weeks, he thought in the taste of a wonderful vacation, where he was awaited by the waiters who would make him remove the crumbs from the table, the cleaners who would make him wipe the dust, the bartenders who would make him mix cocktails himself, and many other people who would not want to raise their ass for the small problems of some fucking user.
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