We buy meals at the supermarket 24 hours a day. Suddenly, from anywhere, a healthy, the size of a cat, a rat, climbs the pipe and disappears in a hole in the ceiling. On the box I report this to the cashier: "have you tried to call the SES? You have a healthy rat running :)". The employee, with a poker face: "what you are right away - "rat", this is not a rat, this is our Alice".