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 05.10.2013
I was at my son’s school meeting today (4th grade). I sat down with the father of my friend Ilushi. Half Assembly class leader to us for the behavior of our children, in general, and for the fact that they are bullshit with rubber, in particular. A respected teacher ticked me a pharmacy rubber in the nose (her hands smell disgusting...), and then left it on the table. My neighbor on the party (a solid man of 45) took the rubber in his hands and began to stretch, I decided to take it away for some reason... We shot shortly with this "stitch" (inadvertently) right into the neck of "classy". But it was still half the trouble, then my neighbor grabbed me by the hand, and with a shout, "Walim!"... pulled me out of the classroom into the hallway. A few seconds later, a roaring roar came out of the class. He returned home earlier. My son goes to school tomorrow.
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