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 14.10.2013
I go on a bus, next to a guy (P) 30 years old with his mother (M):
P is :
Let my father take my jeans, they are branded and I never wore them and bought them with the calculation that I would fix.
M is :
Leave yourself, suddenly you will disperse...
P is :
My weight has not changed for several years.
M is :
You said three years ago that you’ve gotten a little better.
P is :
That was before I took the mortgage.
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