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 15.10.2013
As a result, one of the important areas of activity of the grain company's security service was to find out when the inspection would arrive and from which department. Plus, there is a unique working specialty - an emergency door hanger.

On the regime object there were requirements for windows.
Firefighters should not be locked.
They want to be locked.
I had to hang the locks, then film them. And all would be nothing, but one day the committees came together. The problem was solved only by a small amount of alcohol, its benefits were in excess.
After that, the inspectors came separately. But the bars were no longer checked.
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