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 18.10.2013
vol: "What are you wearing now?"
vol: "I slowly remove you from the band"
vol: "He smells like your mac and your apple"
grim: "I will enter you without a proxy"
by Leo)
I terminate your session.
Grim: "How do you want today sweet, through TCP/IPv4 or TCP/IPv6?"
SP: I pour you slowly the firmware and I get the brick after all.
Grim: "Insert your cable into my port, it’s open for you"
vol: "Your link is so narrow"
Leo: "Let’s just go with a dedicated IP, so it’s safer"
grim: "End your session safely, do not break as last time"
SP: and slowly wearing the connector
vol: "I do not accuse you of anything, but I have a drop at the port..."
sp: tell your mom to leave the room I can't continue setting
vaha: the connector whispers in your nest
Sam, difficult memories?:D
Vaha: the broken nest
Grim: "Baby, I burned the port after you"
Grim: "Did you not connect to other networks while I was at work?"
vol: "Don't mind if my friend suits me, let's try Full Duplex?"
Grim: "This is my longest session this month"
Grim: "Don’t enter me under the roof, it’s not safe"
vaha: the link does not go up, try picking it up by another port =)
grim: "Baby, I have a link jumping, should it be?"
grim: "Can you try to move your cable?"
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