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 22.10.2013
I give the laptop to a man older than the master. We adjust the fingerprint so that the laptop recognizes the new owner. First, please pass the scanner with the index finger of the right hand. He conducts.
Now give the index finger of your left hand. I tell him.
Why the Left? The Master is surprised.
If you have something happening with your index finger on your right, you cut it there, and there will be a patch instead of a fingerprint, you can go to the left. I give my colleague an argument.
Should I put my middle finger? I feel more comfortable with my right hand.
– No to! Suddenly with your right hand everything will happen, yet we have construction...
What if I had both hands?! to
If something happens to you with both hands, why do you need a laptop?! to
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