I explain to my boss far from the Internet and modern technologies, how to register an e-mail:
I: -Look, before the password you need to choose a login, which is easy to remember yourself, preferably easy to read and bright, because. It will be the address of your mailbox. Reduce your FIO, surname, nick. So let’s try any word you like.
Can I take a clown? – What is a clown? I can?
Well you can, generally people choose nics according to their positioning - without thinking about the meaning I burned out.
N : What?? to

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