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 24.10.2013
All this kangaroo,

I doubted and failed:

I also doubt:

A healthy goose never descends from its plant... All those goose that you see... are usually infected with the larvae of the goose rider... This is what I do... The goose is already on the drum, where to crawl, it is doomed and deprived of almost all its interiorities. This is the truth of life.
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Most species of butterflies at the end of the development cycle enter the displacement stage. They drop from the feed plant and crawl (I would even say they will run) by chance until they are tired. Then they are buried and burned. This allows them to distribute during wintering and increase the chances of puppies surviving during the freezing of individual areas of soil. During the run, the goats are really vulnerable to the attacks of invaders, tachins and other parasites, but nature has decided that it is worth it. Most of the running goats are quite healthy and will quickly turn into dogs.

P.S If you catch two or more of the same "running" goats, you can arrange real goat runs! The funniest thing is that they don’t need to be pushed – they run by instinct. And that doesn’t hurt them. They will still run during the period assigned by nature.

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The last paragraph is read with the intonation of Drozov.
The last one is the orgasm drops.
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